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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Once more, with fury."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Please use next mountain.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"I marked the sections where your total contempt for humanity loses its pathos."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

'I have the secret to happiness...but the pharmacy bills will cost you!'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

UpperLower Class Pastimes

Visualize Inert Peace.

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"I didn't have lunch today. I chased pigeons in the Park."

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

1.999999

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...