Pharmaceutical Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Get them laughing with t-shirts that showcase funny pharmaceutical sayings and playful science puns — ideal for anyone who enjoys mixing humor with their medical interests.

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'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.' mockup

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription. mockup

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

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"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well." mockup

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

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Sea of Tranquillity

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'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!' mockup

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

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"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head." mockup

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

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'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!' mockup

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

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"Do you carry generic placebos?"

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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours." mockup

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

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"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal." mockup

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

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"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!" mockup

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

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"They’re burying him with his Xanax." mockup

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

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'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.' mockup

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

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'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?' mockup

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

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'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.' mockup

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

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"Two options. This drug won't cure you, but the side effects are terrific. This other drug will cure you, but the side effects are worse than the original disease."

"Two options. This drug won't cure you, but the side effects are terrific. This other drug will cure you, but the side effects are worse than the original disease."

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R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock. mockup

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

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"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?" mockup

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

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Standup Pharmacist

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Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news. mockup

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

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"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light." mockup

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

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Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock. mockup

Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.

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Stool Softener

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"I feel so calm and relaxed when we're together."

"I feel so calm and relaxed when we're together." mockup

"I feel so calm and relaxed when we're together."

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"This medication did take care of my rash. However, like the TV commercial claimed, it did come with a few side effects."

"This medication did take care of my rash. However, like the TV commercial claimed, it did come with a few side effects." mockup

"This medication did take care of my rash. However, like the TV commercial claimed, it did come with a few side effects."

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"They won't help you... but what the heck, they won't hurt you either."

"They won't help you... but what the heck, they won't hurt you either." mockup

"They won't help you... but what the heck, they won't hurt you either."

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'Is excruciating pain an 'untoward reaction'?'

'Is excruciating pain an 'untoward reaction'?' mockup

'Is excruciating pain an 'untoward reaction'?'

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Push In And Turn

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"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory." mockup

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

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'Take them until further testing shows they really aren't effective.'

'Take them until further testing shows they really aren't effective.' mockup

'Take them until further testing shows they really aren't effective.'

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'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.' mockup

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

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Pharmaceutical Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection

Pharmaceutical Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of hilarious pharmaceutical mugs and start their day with a smile. Perfect for healthcare professionals and science lovers alike.

Pharmaceutical Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Find playful and witty pharmaceutical pillow designs that add humor and personality to any space — ideal for the medicine enthusiast’s home or office.

Pharmaceutical Humor Enthusiast Prints

Browse our collection of witty pharmaceutical prints to add a humorous touch to any room and celebrate medical science with a smile.