Pharma Warriors T-Shirts

'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Hell's Angels

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"