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Doctor's Waiting Room - "There's nothing wrong with me, but by the time I see the doctor there probably will be"

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

Healthcare costs biting you in the rear.

Primary care trusts (PCT) passing work to GPs.

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

NHS targets

"We take Carpal Tunnel Syndrome very seriously around here, young lady! You write checks for your treatment with that hand!"

Dissatisfaction with health system

Gregor wakes from anxious dreams to find that his medication is somehow more expensive with insurance.

'Guess my wait!'

'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'

'OK! OK! Mrs. ...whatever your name was! We'll cover the cost of your back surgery!! Now get out of here!'

Obama Care will save you!

"I'm referring you to tech assistance to figure out your insurance options."

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

"Your husband will receive the best care possible... unless your insurance refuses it, in which case he's toast."

The Cougher

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Hell's Angels

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"