Phantom Fighter T-Shirts

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

Rage.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Horror Stories.

Vaccine

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Flu Vaccine.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Mice escaped again@?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Trick or Treatment.

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"