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"It's a cup holder."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Lumbar support animal

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sea weed harvest.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"He's my school project for science class."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'