Pew Innovator Mugs

"It's a cup holder."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Lumbar support animal

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sea weed harvest.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"He's my school project for science class."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Mark Zuckerberg

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'