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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Camping-Pong

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.