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'Ready to order?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

The Hockey World

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Calling the IDF

Ebola Virus

The Boomerang Sanctions

Count Putin

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

Tension in middle east

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'I'll tell you what mister - I'll lose ten pounds and stop nagging, the same day you act your age, cleanup after yourself, cook your own food and get a brain in that fat head.'

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'You're in my light!'

G7

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

Improvised Economic Device

Hollow Victory.

Olive Branches and Soldiers

'I was not prepared for this!'

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.

Hamas Gaza Strategic Command

Man sticking his tongue out at his boss.

Being a marine means you never have to say you're sorry.

'Take this, Hamas!'