Petting-zoo Employee T-Shirts

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Koala

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Labrador for sale

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Recipes.

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Pet Shop Vacation

Gift-wrapped pet

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'