Petting-zoo Employee Pillows

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Koala

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Labrador for sale

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Recipes.

Pet Shop Vacation

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Gift-wrapped pet