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'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"Gas Pains?"

"Back so soon?"

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"What old school? This is my life."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Smile

Idle parts

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Cheesie Rider

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Oil shock.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A souped up car...

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."