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Petroleum Patriot Pillows
Add a touch of energy-inspired humor to their space with cozy pillows featuring clever petroleum motifs. Perfect for lounging, these pillows celebrate their fuel-loving side.
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
Military Medals
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
UNFADED GLORY
"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."
Veterans Day '20
Television guests' essentials in November.
'Look...a fresh one!'
The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.
Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.
'We must protect my sovereignty.'
"He's retreated into nationalism."
America's New Dawn
Barack Obama
'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'
"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."
Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4
The Eureka Stockade
The Brexcalibur
'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .
"Make America calm again"
"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"
oh no - here comes the national trust again...
Oil Price
Bush's Legacy.
Iraq Exit.
The Winds of War
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."
2 Days To Remember
'How can I move in closer? I'm carved in stone just like you guys!'
Hang in There!
"It is the soldier not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press."
Petroleum Patriot Pillows Collection
Petroleum Patriot Mugs
Explore our collection of energy and fuel-themed mugs, perfect for petroleum patriots who start their mornings with a splash of humor.
Petroleum Patriot Prints
Discover bold prints that celebrate energy innovation and petroleum pride, perfect for decorating a space dedicated to fuel enthusiasm.
Petroleum Patriot T-Shirts
Check out our witty petroleum-inspired t-shirts, designed for energy enthusiasts who like to wear their passion with pride.