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Petroleum Patriot Mugs
Start their day with a nod to their petroleum passion. Our energy-themed mugs blend humor and creativity, making every coffee break a little more energized and fun.
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
Military Medals
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
UNFADED GLORY
"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."
Veterans Day '20
Television guests' essentials in November.
'Look...a fresh one!'
The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.
Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.
'We must protect my sovereignty.'
"He's retreated into nationalism."
America's New Dawn
Barack Obama
'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'
"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."
Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4
The Eureka Stockade
The Brexcalibur
'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .
"Make America calm again"
"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"
oh no - here comes the national trust again...
Oil Price
Bush's Legacy.
Iraq Exit.
The Winds of War
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."
2 Days To Remember
'How can I move in closer? I'm carved in stone just like you guys!'
Hang in There!
"It is the soldier not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press."
Petroleum Patriot Mugs Collection
Petroleum Patriot Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows with energy and fuel motifs—ideal for petroleum lovers wanting to add a humorous touch to their home.
Petroleum Patriot Prints
Discover bold prints that celebrate energy innovation and petroleum pride, perfect for decorating a space dedicated to fuel enthusiasm.
Petroleum Patriot T-Shirts
Check out our witty petroleum-inspired t-shirts, designed for energy enthusiasts who like to wear their passion with pride.