Petrol Station Owner Pillows

Beast of burden.

Prices of oil

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

What's the difference between a mugger and the guys who set gasoline prices?

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

US Energy Needs.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Car Breast-Feeding

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Uh-oh.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Self Service Island

Joan of Arch

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

Fill In The Blanks.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline