Pet Visionary T-Shirts

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"States of tofu"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Cat Reunion

"Yes, one is a dog."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Thatched roof car.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Dogs are men."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Let's get a kitty.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

The Inner Dog.

Artists At The Auto Show

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."