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Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

Polly txt speak

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Are you on NapChat again?"

A blue dog wearing headphones

Content Cat vs Cat Content

"It's a cat-scanner."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."