Pet Techies Mugs

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

Polly txt speak

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

A blue dog wearing headphones

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Are you on NapChat again?"

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"It's a cat-scanner."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.