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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Dogs life

Cats at private view

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Clown walks balloon dog

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"