Pet Satirist T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that speaks to their satirical side? Our humorous pet-themed tees let pet lovers showcase their witty perspective with playful, eye-catching designs.

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"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?" mockup

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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101 uses of a dead cat: coat hanger. mockup

101 uses of a dead cat: coat hanger.

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

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Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells. mockup

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier." mockup

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

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"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food" mockup

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

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"He's no hat and all corgis."

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Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are. mockup

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

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"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over." mockup

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

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'You've made a powerful enemy'

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"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..." mockup

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!" mockup

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

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"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas." mockup

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Fish with a human in a bowl.

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'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!' mockup

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

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Dogs life

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"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain." mockup

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

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Cats at private view

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"We're going to the Vet aren't we." mockup

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

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'Out, damned Spot.'

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Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless. mockup

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

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'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!' mockup

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

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"Pssst. Fake poop."

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"Now turn your head and bark."

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"That's the preacher's dog."

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Pet Entertainers

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Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

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Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

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Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?' mockup

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network." mockup

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

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Clown walks balloon dog

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"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

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Pet Satirist T-Shirts Collection

Pet Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty pet satirist mugs—funny, satirical designs perfect for mornings or brightening their day.

Pet Satirist Pillows

Brighten up their home with a humorous pet satire pillow—comfort and comedy combined for any pet lover’s décor.

Pet Satirist Prints

Check out our satirical pet prints—artful and funny pieces that make a statement in any space.