Pet Rabbits Gifts

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

Easter Egg Delivery

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magic Act

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Parenting Skills Training

Magician Playing Golf.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'