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"It's all about appealing to my target demographic."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

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"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

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"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

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"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'Now cut that out!'

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

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"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."