Pet Palace Designer Pillows

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

I think the cat wants to go out.

'We'll take it!'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Do you look like your pet ?

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"The cat was there."

Oh wow. Love your work.

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Posh Doghouse.

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

Do you mean me personally? Or how much wood we could chuck on average?

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

'apparently there are different ways to let the cat out for the night!'