Pet Play Designer Pillows

"The cat was there."

Director/Action Man toy.

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Dog Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

Dog fetches dice

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'