Pet Memory Keeper Gifts

'The dog died two years ago, Henry.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"He was a very good boy."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Tooth fairy

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"