Pet-loving Screen Addict Gifts

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Click it or ticket.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Doggy-3D

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

When Pugs dream.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"She's a weiner cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Self-walking dog

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"Does he byte?"

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'