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"Your din-din is in tintin."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Another slander suit!"

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"What happened to what cat?"

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

Dog-English dictionary.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

'I demand a second opinion!'

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

'There is a unique solution to this conundrum,' said the chicken, 'but in order to be sure, I'll need to cross the road.'

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

"Then Marc from our creative team tells the client to 'like it or lump it' – can you believe that?!"

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."