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I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."
Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)
"It lost a little something in translation."
Henry the amazing talking dog.
I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
The Family Joules: Part 6
We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.
"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."
Jorge Luis Borges
Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.
East End Maps.
Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!
"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."
'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'
'I need a text-mail interpreter.'
'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'
"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"
Proof Reading
'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'
By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.
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