Pet Indulgence Admirer Gifts

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"He spoils them."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow