Pet Indulgence Admirer Gifts

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"It's a good boy!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"He spoils them."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"