Pet Hair Detector Gifts

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'I'll take him.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Pet Entertainers

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Now how did she know?"

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Cookie Thief

Wanted dog! reward!

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"