Pet Hair Detector Prints

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'I'll take him.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Pet Entertainers

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Now how did she know?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Cookie Thief

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"