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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Bathing the dog

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

A Change of Scene.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Best in Heat.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Do you look like your pet ?

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Lion with hair straighteners.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dogs wearing sweaters

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."