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'You can speed it up if you want.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The High Line at Giza

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Humans are strange."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Are we there yet?'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Cat park"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Gesundheit!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I yip, therefore I am."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'We'll take it!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."