Pet Freedom Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We didn't have kids so my wife got custody of the cats. Praise the Lord."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"She's a miniature."

Author's Bio-diversity.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'