Pet Freedom Enthusiast Mugs

"We didn't have kids so my wife got custody of the cats. Praise the Lord."

"Pick me!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Love Conquers All

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Author's Bio-diversity.

"She's a miniature."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"