Pet Culinary Comedian Pillows

Street Mix: All the thrill and uncertainty of the sidewalk...right at home!

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"States of tofu"

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Chez Nous Menu

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

6 Brothers Falafel

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Night of the Latkes

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Would you like some wings?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Cookbooks

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.