Pet Companionship Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't just sit there, say something.'

"Pick me!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He was a sea rescue."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"