Animal Companions Lovers Pillows

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cow Pinatas

Canine Companion

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Man's best friends."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Oh, crap.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

Dog Crossing

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I hate it when we fight."

Unemotional Support Animal

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Home Sweet Home

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Family with pets.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!