Animal Companions Lovers Mugs

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Canine Companion

Horror movies

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Man's best friends."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Family with pets.

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Dog Crossing

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Unemotional Support Animal

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."