Canine Companionship Enthusiast Mugs

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Foster failure

A man and his dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."