Canine Companionship Enthusiast Prints

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Foster failure

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."