Companion Pet Lover Pillows

Dog and Cat.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Desert Island BBQ

"First date hairball... awkward."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Works every time.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mixed Doubles.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."