Pet Care Clown Pillows

"Leave the shaker."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Support group for sheep.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Love a Mutt

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'