Pet Care Apprentice Prints

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Dog Walking Services

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"She's a miniature."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Dog Food

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Where did the little bird go?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"