Pet Boarding Experience Gifts

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Christmas Pets

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Doggy-3D

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'It's good to talk.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Vet.

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

Extended Stay.

Dinosaur flushing his human pet.

A walk in the mountains

A man and his dog glued to their phones

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."