Pet Boarding Experience Mugs

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Christmas Pets

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Doggy-3D

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'It's good to talk.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Vet.

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

Extended Stay.

A walk in the mountains

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

A man and his dog glued to their phones

Dinosaur flushing his human pet.