Dog Boarding Mugs

Extended Stay.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog in Daisys

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'No surf?'

When bored, we board

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"She's a weiner cat."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Beach Artist

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'...You need to make a distinction between boot-licking and butt-kissing.'

I've just had a brilliant image, but with a different dog.'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Man and dog both have leashes.

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

Lady Macbeth's Dog...

Not all pets seek their owners affection!

'It's the dog's 'stroking manual'. He's very particular.'

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."