Dog Boarding T-Shirts

Extended Stay.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog in Daisys

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

When bored, we board

'No surf?'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"She's a weiner cat."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Beach Artist

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

'...You need to make a distinction between boot-licking and butt-kissing.'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

I've just had a brilliant image, but with a different dog.'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

Man and dog both have leashes.

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

Not all pets seek their owners affection!

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."