Pet Bird Enthusiast Gifts

'Why are you so bloody cheerful?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Pick me!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Canine Companion

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Knight feeding his kids.

'You know too much!'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pigeon Little

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'