Pet Animals Gifts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."